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How to Destroy Your Church: No Pruning Allowed

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by Paula Marolewski
One of the simplest ways to destroy a church is to put up a sign that says, “No Pruning Allowed!”
When you see slight deviations from the Word of God, little sins here and there – just let them alone. After all, they’re small. No big deal. Nothing to get up in arms about.
Ignore […]

An IPhone App Which Remotely Controls Your Car

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How to Destroy Your Church: Zip Your Lips

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By Paula Marolewski
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” - Edmund Burke
If you really want to destroy your church quickly, here is the number one rule: zip your lips when you see something wrong.
Got that? Don’t say anything. Don’t speak up. Don’t voice your concerns. Don’t make […]

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How to Destroy Your Church: Do Not Touch

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By Paula Marolewski
One surefire way to destroy your church is to hang a placard around the neck of each person in leadership that says “Do Not Touch!” When you do so, the person becomes exempt from the tap of reproof, relieved from the hand of correction, unaccountable to any accountability.
Congregations sometimes grant these placards because […]